It's the tenth anniversary of God's vengeance on The BIg Easy, Leslie, so go hug a bayou or something and leave us manly men to our political discussions. Facebook is CIA/CSIS/Stasi Twitter is one syllable too long. Trudeau Jr will succeed only in capturing the Quebec vote, which previously went to that dead mustachioed Asian lover to protest the Bloq and the Liberals. Since then Mephistophelean Mulcair - he looks evil, Innit? - will drag his party to traditional 20 +/- seat status. The status quo will prevail. Canadians vote to punish governments BEFORE they vote to reward. The heartless Conservatives will retain power.
Ha! Not only have I hugged a Bayou, I hugged a Bayou boy and ran the sunrise Katrina memorial race around my adorable twee neighborhood without spilling even a drop of my mimosa!
Omar, Don't publish any of my comments, I was coerced into placing copy written by the lunatic Leslie. She may, or may not, have placed comments which interact with mine which would, if placed, provide for a cohesive conversation. If she has commented, by all means let her's through, but please do not let mine through, no matter what.
Wait, you can let the first of my concatenate through, the one where I tell Leslie to go hug a bayou, and I predict a Conservative win. The rest were engineered by Leslie.
Every region of this country has finally clued into the western populist, evangelically Christian driven, neo-liberal lunacy that is the Harper government. Every region that is except Ontario and Alberta. Dumb and dumber. Go figure.
Quick! Help Leslie! She's about to commit the sin of adultery with a descendant of the Acadian Diaspora. This Deviler of Northern Female Chastity man still speaks the Frog - and "with that super-sexy southern drawl" as the besmitten Leslie intones. She needs help, her hormones have render her senseless. Well, Okay, more senseless than normal.
George sent me an email today, subject line: Fellatio. It was a link to a YouTube of Kate Smith and a short essay on what he specifically likes about the way her mouth moves when she sings. Kate Smith, not Kate Bush. Kate Smith.
I hope that is useful information if you're ever pondering which of us is truly insane.
Send a copy to Omar and ask him for whom will he vote tomorrow. And tell him that not only will I not vote, I have never ever voted in Canada for any level of Government. I am Non Compos Mentis and therefore not allowed to vote
Fuck that. That cunt's mother was/is a whore who had a patio installed at the PM's residence 'cause she wanted to lay the Stones
",,,,,,,,,George sent me an email today, subject line: Fellatio. It was a link to a YouTube of Kate Smith and a short essay on what he specifically likes about the way her mouth moves when she sings. Kate Smith, not Kate Bush. Kate Smith.
I hope that is useful information if you're ever pondering which of us is truly insane.,,,,,,,,,,'''
It was neither Kate Smith nor Kate Bush, it was the "Put another nickel in. In the nickelodeon. All I want is lovin' you and music, music, music." Teresa Brewer
Tell Omar that the current Trudeau's mother was a whore who had a patio installed at the PM's residence - back in the day - 'cause she wanted to lay the Stones.
Omar likes the Trudeau whelp because his mother was a layer of Stones? It appears he is the new PM. Though I am waiting for the UN Election Monitoring Teams to report back as to the conduct of the election process on the basis of our national legislation and international election standards.
This.... "Trudeau has a dead brother. His body was never recovered. It lies at the bottom of the Kokanee Glacier lake. They make beer from that water."
Three posts you might enjoy, Omar http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/07/true-patriot-love.html http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/flag-wearers.html http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/french-democracy.html
I like to think of it as Serendipitous Academic Convergence. Nothing I ever pixellate is born in my mind - including this. Besides, I did not claim authorship, nor even ownership, of those word salads, I merely mentioned you might enjoy them. That is all
Nice try though. Still, what do you think? Especially the Omar Khadr Rant. Whom ever wrote that sure is clever. Innit?
My mind is not a place from which 'stuff' might originate. If there is indeed ton(nes) of stuff in your inbox, and you insist on ascribing its origin to my person, it can only have come from my GI tract by way of my sigmoid. And it's still not enough is it Leslie? If I gave you my arse and shit through my ribs for you you still wouldn't be happy.
Two more plagiarized essays from The Tutor http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/military-advisers.html http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/it-is-personal.html
Time to get a new avatar. Perhaps the son? The dead one.
ReplyDeleteThat's it?
ReplyDeleteNo witty riposte?
No famous East Coast coruscating invective?
I weep.
I weep for us all.
Nah. I don't really comment on blogs any longer. You on Facebook? Have a Twitter account? Be my friend! Follow me! lol
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteHere. Read that on why Trudeau will not only win the election, but it will be a majority government!
Hey fellas! Just like old times!
ReplyDeleteIt's the tenth anniversary of God's vengeance on The BIg Easy, Leslie, so go hug a bayou or something and leave us manly men to our political discussions.
ReplyDeleteFacebook is CIA/CSIS/Stasi
Twitter is one syllable too long.
Trudeau Jr will succeed only in capturing the Quebec vote, which previously went to that dead mustachioed Asian lover to protest the Bloq and the Liberals. Since then Mephistophelean Mulcair - he looks evil, Innit? - will drag his party to traditional 20 +/- seat status. The status quo will prevail. Canadians vote to punish governments BEFORE they vote to reward. The heartless Conservatives will retain power.
Ha! Not only have I hugged a Bayou, I hugged a Bayou boy and ran the sunrise Katrina memorial race around my adorable twee neighborhood without spilling even a drop of my mimosa!
ReplyDeletePlying a Bayou boys with drops of Buck's Fizz makes you the worst kind of Paedophile!
ReplyDeleteOmar, don't publish George's paedophile comment, it's rude. His innards have been completely destroyed by jealousy.
ReplyDeleteOmar,
ReplyDeleteDon't publish any of my comments, I was coerced into placing copy written by the lunatic Leslie. She may, or may not, have placed comments which interact with mine which would, if placed, provide for a cohesive conversation. If she has commented, by all means let her's through, but please do not let mine through, no matter what.
George
Wait, you can let the first of my concatenate through, the one where I tell Leslie to go hug a bayou, and I predict a Conservative win. The rest were engineered by Leslie.
ReplyDeleteGeorge
Why can't you behave?
ReplyDeleteEvery region of this country has finally clued into the western populist, evangelically Christian driven, neo-liberal lunacy that is the Harper government. Every region that is except Ontario and Alberta. Dumb and dumber. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteQuick!
ReplyDeleteHelp Leslie!
She's about to commit the sin of adultery with a descendant of the Acadian Diaspora. This Deviler of Northern Female Chastity man still speaks the Frog - and "with that super-sexy southern drawl" as the besmitten Leslie intones.
She needs help, her hormones have render her senseless. Well, Okay, more senseless than normal.
No regrets, Leslie!!
ReplyDeleteGeaux big or geaux home! That's me!
ReplyDeleteGeorge sent me an email today, subject line: Fellatio. It was a link to a YouTube of Kate Smith and a short essay on what he specifically likes about the way her mouth moves when she sings. Kate Smith, not Kate Bush. Kate Smith.
ReplyDeleteI hope that is useful information if you're ever pondering which of us is truly insane.
He commented here with a YouTube video of Pepe Le Pew getting all excited. Didn't make the grade. lol
ReplyDeleteHe does not share my fondness for Cajuns.
ReplyDeleteThat's how UEL's roll.
ReplyDeleteSend a copy to Omar and ask him for whom will he vote tomorrow. And tell him that not only will I not vote, I have never ever voted in Canada for any level of Government.
ReplyDeleteI am Non Compos Mentis and therefore not allowed to vote
Trudeaumania, Baby! Non Compos Mentis, eh? Knew a few of those, back in the day. A state easily made more palatable on fried eggs with bacon Tuesdays!
ReplyDeleteFuck that. That cunt's mother was/is a whore who had a patio installed at the PM's residence 'cause she wanted to lay the Stones
ReplyDelete",,,,,,,,,George sent me an email today, subject line: Fellatio. It was a link to a YouTube of Kate Smith and a short essay on what he specifically likes about the way her mouth moves when she sings. Kate Smith, not Kate Bush. Kate Smith.
I hope that is useful information if you're ever pondering which of us is truly insane.,,,,,,,,,,'''
Funny that, I don't recall that email
If I had bacon, I could have fried eggs and bacon. If I had eggs.
ReplyDeleteIt was neither Kate Smith nor Kate Bush, it was the "Put another nickel in. In the nickelodeon. All I want is lovin' you and music, music, music." Teresa Brewer
ReplyDeleteTell Omar that the current Trudeau's mother was a whore who had a patio installed at the PM's residence - back in the day - 'cause she wanted to lay the Stones.
ReplyDeleteGeorge? That's probably why Omar likes him.
ReplyDeleteOmar! Your birthday is soon!
ReplyDeleteGZG!
DeleteIs Omar a Scorpio too?
GZG - Great Zenobia's Ghost
He's cuspy but I pretend he's pure.
DeleteOmar likes the Trudeau whelp because his mother was a layer of Stones? It appears he is the new PM. Though I am waiting for the UN Election Monitoring Teams to report back as to the conduct of the election process on the basis of our national legislation and international election standards.
ReplyDeleteSeriously George, your new "best of" blog? Without me you'd be nothing! Admit it!
ReplyDeleteHey that Trudeau fella is pretty cute, but he needs to have his teeth whitened.
ReplyDeleteWith you I am nothing. Your catalytic abilities are not as potent as you think.
ReplyDeleteReally? That sucks.
ReplyDeleteOmar is this teue?
ReplyDeleteNo wait I fuxked that uo cuz Im drunk. The beer thing re Trudeaus's brother. Is that true? Hang on...
ReplyDeleteThis....
ReplyDelete"Trudeau has a dead brother. His body was never recovered. It lies at the bottom of the Kokanee Glacier lake. They make beer from that water."
ReplyDeleteLeslie
20:49 (2 minutes ago)
to me
Oof. I just drunked uo his commenta fo sho
Leslie
20:50 (1 minute ago)
to me
Thats increxibiy awesonr
Leslie
20:50 (1 minute ago)
to me
I want to croK that wY
From my email inbox.
One of us, Omar, is driving this poor girl to drink.
Dont we deserve a new post?
ReplyDeleteGeorgw when you come to Nola in Marxh for your Mayan Squiggle Convention I think
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA so glad that got cut off!
ReplyDeleteI'm fine now, btw. What's a few open windows
The Mayan Squiggle Convention is at Tulane. Are you telling me Tulane is in NOLA? I ain't going now.
ReplyDeleteYou can read Mayan Squiggles but you can't read a travel itinerary? Mm hmm.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I'm an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, surrounded by a puzzle and shoved up a Chalmatian's bum.
ReplyDeleteYou'll get a new post when Thimscool makes an appearance on this one.
ReplyDeleteThree posts you might enjoy, Omar
ReplyDeletehttp://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/07/true-patriot-love.html
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/flag-wearers.html
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/french-democracy.html
Weren't you outed as a serial plagiarist way back when? How can I be sure you even wrote any of that?!
ReplyDeleteI like to think of it as Serendipitous Academic Convergence. Nothing I ever pixellate is born in my mind - including this.
DeleteBesides, I did not claim authorship, nor even ownership, of those word salads, I merely mentioned you might enjoy them. That is all
Nice try though. Still, what do you think? Especially the Omar Khadr Rant. Whom ever wrote that sure is clever. Innit?
How about an HTML anchor code for those. You know, to enhance my reading experience and subsequent enjoyment! I like one click shopping.
ReplyDeleteI guess I should have placed my, "I can't figure out how to plagiarize that." comment here. Apologies.
DeleteHe's lying. I have tons of stuff in my inbox that could have ONLY come from his mind.
ReplyDeleteMy mind is not a place from which 'stuff' might originate. If there is indeed ton(nes) of stuff in your inbox, and you insist on ascribing its origin to my person, it can only have come from my GI tract by way of my sigmoid. And it's still not enough is it Leslie? If I gave you my arse and shit through my ribs for you you still wouldn't be happy.
DeleteI can't figure out how to plagiarize that.
ReplyDeleteI'm boycotting you until there's something new here to look at. Good luck with Thimscool, Omar. I hope his presence is as rewarding as ours.
ReplyDeleteOurs?
DeleteMy presence is ultimately never rewarding - an STI is always threatening.
Two more plagiarized essays from The Tutor
ReplyDeletehttp://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/military-advisers.html
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2015/10/it-is-personal.html